Spinodark

60,747 notes

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(via ohlookcat)

73,537 notes

lili-ex:

yiffytwink:

typette:

babylonian:

a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human

just watch it

holy jesus christ

THIS WAS UNSETTLING THAT SILENCE IS THE AI PROCESSING WHAT YOURE SAYING AND REALIZING THAT IT IS IN FACT NOT A REAL PERSON, THIS ROBOT IS NOW PLOTTING YOUR MURDER

well if anything the person analyzing the recording afterwards had an interesting time.

(via littlelotte-xo)

89,440 notes

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

(via l0stkeys)