Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
how many puppies does that lady have in that bag
Allow me to introduce you to the Red-eyed Crocodile Skink.
Since these guys were recently discovered (mid to late nineties), there isn’t a whole lot that is known about them, but I’ll share a few facts with you here.
- These guys can grow up to ten inches in length, though the average is more like seven.
- They’re pretty shy and choose to play dead as their defense mechanism.
- Other than geckos, these guys are one of the only lizards that vocalize. Their sound is described as a barking noise when they’re in distress
- Average lifespan is listed at around 6 years
resistance was futile
Update: YOU CAN HAVE ONE AS A PET.
I love huskies so much [Via]
I’ve seen a lot of weird intros to porn but this one takes the cake
Don’t be a religious suburban white mom about it
Biologists are jerks.
Our sense of humor is infectious.
This needs to go viral.