why cant your nose be 12 inches long?
because then it’ll be a foot
"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild.
Two latino men accidentally touch hands
what do birds do
I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important
please tag your guardians of the galaxy 2 spoilers
The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord.
This is who you are.
it’s weird to think that this is what animates us - among these innervations lie a consciousness, dead without the rest of the body
This is the sickest shit I’ve ever seen
Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.
I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”
"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"